Emails with my boss

• (after she walked in on me jamming to Third Eye Blind)

• Boss:

  I am pretty sure I contemplated boy-induced teenage-suicide to "how's it gonna be" about 1,000 times. ahhhhhhh

• Me:

  How could you not? It was the 90s and TEB is The Truth.

• Boss:

  hahahahahahahah

• That's what productivity looks like, people.